In the twilight of our civilization, we should not be surprised to see this sort of thing become mainstream:
From the NY Post:
Dogs can now em-bark on a new adventure.
BARK Air, the first airline catered to dogs, has officially taken off.
The airline's first-ever flight departed from New York at 4 p.m. EST Thursday and touched down in Los Angeles.
All normal people reading that like:
The airline is looking to "revolutionize flying for dogs," in which canines are the "foremost priority" and where "every single detail of [a] flight experience has been crafted with a ‘dogs-first' mindset."
To be sure, it does look like an absolute first-class experience for dogs:
Still, as is often the case, the replies make all the stupidity almost worth it:
And finally, you know this is the truth:
The Doge doesn't need airplanes anymore, though — he already got his wings. 😭
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