Democrats were forced to concede this week that Trump was right after all — just one week into his second term, they are sick and tired of all his winning. Despite a long history of GOP politicians not even trying to win once elected, Trump has persisted in winning a lot every day over the past week. Even after everything Democrats did to keep Trump from even wanting to win, he is still winning. As a result of all the winning, Democrats are now sick and tired, and some are even crying on TikTok about it. Sad! However, Republicans report they are not even close to being tired of the winning, so Trump has to keep up the manic winning to fulfill his promise, which should take him about four years to achieve. But that's not all that happened last week!
Read on for exclusive headlines you will only see here on the Bee Forum News, because Bee subscribers see things no one else sees and say things no one else is brave enough to say, for some reason. (Headline by @daviddeeble.)
Top Headlines of the Week - headlines with the most upvotes by forum members:
Former Government DEI Worker Fired From KFC After Throwing Out All The White Meat @dontslowtheearth
Son Of Poor Immigrant Bartender And Maid, Rubio Lands Job As A Secretary @ruthiej714
Trump Fulfills Martin Luther King Jr.'s Dream By Ending DEI @showquest
RFK Jr. Says He'll Add Expiration Dates To Senators @gfanson
Atheist Becomes Episcopalian After Realizing He Doesn't Have To Change His Beliefs @drconservativeprof
Dogs Across The US Begin To Self-deport As Kristi Noem Is Confirmed As DHS Secretary @thebigfreeze
After Two Days In Office, Trump Reverses Climate Change @twoplus2ischicken
America Awakens From 4-Year Nightmare @littlejedi
President Trumps First 100 Days To Only Take 2 Weeks @m5studios
Celebrity Not Sure What To Do With That Tranny Kid Now That There Are Only Two Genders @priehle
Webster's Dictionary Defines 'Nazi Salute' As 'Any Arm Movement Made By A Conservative' @mjja
Trump Forces All Federal DEI Staff To Attend Training Sessions With Certified DEI Expert Matt Walsh @buzzyboy
Sometimes, really great headlines don't make it to the top so here are some of my favorites:
Democrats Vow To Do Everything In Their Power To Stop America From Being Great Again @priehle
Melania Debuts Sniff-Proof Defensive Hat @webidtheefarewell
Elon Cuts Vivek From DOGE @kirgol
Barron Trump Finds Glass Slipper At Inaugural Ball @iotaknowbetter
Democrats Concede They're Tired Of All This Winning @daviddeeble
Episcopal Bishop Pleads With President Trump To Not Deport Our Slaves @mstevens53
Mattel Releases New Malibu Barbie With Empty Reservoir And Burnt Out Dream House @cclaws
To Protect MAGA Country From Dangerous Migrants Trump Signs ‘Remain In California' Order @ruthiej714
MSNBC Loses Last Viewer To Matlock Rerun @mrtownsend
BONUS - One randomly selected headline:
Trump Pardons Jill For Felony Elder Abuse @foundernotsafe
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