Bee Forum News: WINNING! Trump Lowers Prices On The Stock Market

Celebrations broke out across the country last week as President Trump fulfilled his promise to reduce out of control prices on the stock market. With stocks unaffordable, many people had invested in less useful housing and Hobby Lobby decor. But thanks to MAGAnomics, stocks are now an option for young and old alike. President Trump promised that we would get sick of all the winning, and it seems he is right once again. But that's not all that happened last week!

Read on for exclusive headlines you will only see here on the Bee Forum News, because Bee subscribers see things no one else sees and say things no one else is brave enough to say, for some reason. (Title Headline by @baberahamlincoln)

Top Headlines of the Week - headlines with the most upvotes by forum members:

Sometimes, really great headlines don't make it to the top so here are some of my favorites:

BONUS - One randomly selected headline:

Do you have breaking news to report? Join us! Who knows, your headline might get published or featured on the Babylon Bee homepage, or it could show up here in our re-cap of the top headlines of the week. Thousands more totally true headlines were posted this week on the forum, but sadly, only Bee subscribers can read them. You did get to read a few, though, so if you have a favorite, please let us know in the comments!


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