Joe said last night that he might allow us to go outside to celebrate Independence Day if we're really good kids.

"If we do our part, by July the 4th, there's a good chance you, your family, your friends will be able to get together in your backyard and have a cookout or a barbecue and celebrate Independence Day."

There's a "good chance" I'll be allowed to celebrate Independence Day in four months? Hilarious!

Sorry, Joe, I can't hear you over the sound of my freedom!

Are people still hiding in their basements? I guess I've been too busy hanging out with people, having cookouts, going places, breathing the free air, and living life to notice. Whoever is still hiding must believe the lie that leftist leaders are going to let this "crisis" be done by July.

Notice the president says this thing is "far from over." No it isn't. Vaccinations are skyrocketing and cases are rapidly declining.

This thing is practically over, ya donkey.

So thanks for the recommendation, Joe, but I'mma take a hard pass. Also I gotta go cuz I'm late to grab lunch with some other deplorables in a local restaurant. ✌️