The summer's most-anticipated sequel is terrifying citizens across the globe. Just when you thought it was safe to go back into society, meet COVID-19 Part II:

Who could have seen this coming??

With rare exceptions, the second movie is usually a lot lamer than the first. But you can bet they'll pull out all the stops for this one. Rumor has it they've convinced Lockdown, the star of the first entry, to return for this one; they're also in talks with Indefinite Mandatory Separation From Other Human Beings (reportedly for a trilogy-length engagement), while the press is reporting that newcomer Surrender Your Vehicle to the Government In Exchange For a Rusty Old Ten-Speed Bike is set to come aboard.

This blockbuster is sure to get rave reviews, in no small part because anyone who criticizes it will get ruthlessly censored on every single media platform in the world!

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