It's a feminist's paradise over there in Scandinavia, yessir it is:

Denmark plans to conscript women for military service, the Danish government revealed Wednesday, becoming one of just a few countries requiring women to serve in the armed forces.

"More robust conscription, including full gender equality, must contribute to solving defense challenges, national mobilization and manning our armed forces," said Defense Minister Troels Lund Poulsen at a press conference.

"...including full gender equality."

Yes, "gender equality" will shore up your national defenses good and strong, that's the ticket!

Denmark joins Norway and Sweden as the only countries in Europe forcing women to sign up for the military. Service is compulsory for men over 18 there already.

Women in Denmark have been able to volunteer for military services for years now. Latest data indicate that they make up less than 10% of any one branch of the country's armed services, probably because feminists suddenly go quiet when the prospect of gender equality involves dying in armed combat.

But yeah, yanking them out of their homes and shoving a rifle into their hands will turn things around. It's just crazy enough to work!

For its part, Denmark itself seems to recognize that something big is on the horizon:

"We are not rearming in Denmark because we want war, destruction, or suffering. We are rearming right now to avoid war and in a world where the international order is being challenged," [Prime Minister Mette] Frederiksen said.

Let us know how this all works out when the war finally arrives, Prime Minister.

I'll leave you with The Babylon Bee's skit about gender equality in war!

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