Alright boys, it's time to tap the sign and meme Politico into the ground!

Now thinking that Epstein didn't kill himself is a MAGA conspiracy?

Imagine thinking it's a dunk to say, "Why are you so obsessed with stopping kids from being kidnapped and raped?"

This is a 2,400-word essay, an interview with a "QAnon debunker," trying to explain why conservatives care about sex trafficking more than liberals and why that's a bad thing.

Asked why the obsession around Epstein, the convicted child trafficker who procured young girls as sex slaves for rich elites, here is how "expert" Mike Rothschild answered:

I think it really ties back to this industry of conspiracy theories about the Clintons. I think they really feel like this will be the thing that brings down Bill and Hillary Clinton. They're still obsessed with the Clintons. And so anything that can serve as the final nail in their coffin, they're going to rally around, even if, of course, Trump and a lot of the people around Trump are also implicated in all of these documents. They don't care about that at all. It's about the Clintons and the rest of the liberal establishment.

It's apparently all about the Clintons!

You know, maybe if Clinton wasn't a known philanderer and Epstein associate then maybe this wouldn't be an issue.

Like, why is he blaming MAGA folks for Clinton's seedy behavior? As if it's worse to speculate about Clinton's rides on the Lolita Express than it is that Clinton rode on the infamous Epstein jet (multiple times).

The story then goes into QAnon and Pizzagate, equating those fringe theories with the confirmed non-conspiracy around Jeffrey Epstein. Nearly nobody who reads this article has any connection to or interest in QAnon, yet they lump in everyone on the right concerned about sex trafficking and Epstein under that label!

The whole piece is trying to downplay child sex trafficking to protect the libs.

The QAnon and Pizzagate people — they really have embraced Epstein as the most obvious example of these sort of high-level traffickings. Of course, with Epstein, a lot of it was true. He was doing these things, he was connected to this absolutely abhorrent behavior.

But part of what happens is we lose the ability to discern noise from signal. So you're tarring as a pedophile anybody who had any kind of association with Epstein. And of course, most of the people who were associated with Epstein had nothing to do with what he was doing.

Okay, so that gives you a taste of the article. But I know why you're here.

Let's get to the replies and quote tweets.

Guys, I'm starting to think that the press is, in fact, the enemy of the people.

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