The Mouse House just decided it needed to go completely broke for woke like all the other cool kids:
That's right. Disney is holding a super special event to teach your kids all about men dressing up in drag, sexual fetishes and fantasies, and the details of all 400 genders.
Or, as Prof. Andrew T. Walker of Southern Seminary put it:
The "Pride Celebration Spectacular" concert will feature Kermit the Frog (because puppets now need to have an opinion on things like gender fluidity), as well as a host of Disney stars.
The show will be hosted by Andrew Levitt, AKA "Nina West," the same man in drag featured recently on "Blues Clues" over on Nickelodeon.
I mean, seriously, is there only one drag queen to go around for all these entertainment giants??
Even better, "Nina" is going to be ruining all our favorite Disney songs by twisting them "to celebrate LGBTQ individuals and lifestyles."
Needless to say, people had thoughts.
In the usual Disney fashion, they will toe the woke line without alienating everyone else by streaming the concert on Disney's YouTube channel instead of Disney Plus.
Meanwhile, Disney will continue to praise oppressive governments like China and censor their material in other nations in order to make as much money as possible without actually having to be consistent in their values.
What a sham.