Our Hollywood betters miss Donald Trump.
At least, that's the only conclusion I can draw for why the woke ruing class of our nation would put together an effort to revoke Trump's membership to the Screen Actors Guild.
The union voted "overwhelmingly" to remove Trump as a member over the Capitol riot, referring to the usual leftist smorgasbord of phrases used to clobber political enemies over the head:
"Donald Trump attacked the values that this union holds most sacred–" they said, not knowing how easily half the country applauds that statement, "Democracy, truth, respect for our fellow Americans of all races and faiths, and the sanctity of the free press."
Annoyed by the sanctimonious politically-correct drivel, Trump fired off a letter from his Mar-a-Lago home resigning his position with the union.
Here was the entire letter to SAG president Gabrielle Carteris:
"I write to you today regarding the so-called Disciplinary Committee hearing aimed at revoking my union membership. Who cares!"
"While I'm not familiar with your work, I'm very proud of my work on movies such as Home Alone 2, Zoolander and Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps; and television shows including The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Saturday Night Live, and of course, one of the most successful shows in television history, The Apprentice — to name just a few!
I've also greatly helped the cable news television business (said to be a dying platform with not much time left until I got involved in politics), and created thousands of jobs at networks such as MSDNC and Fake News CNN, among many others."
"Which brings me to your blatant attempt at free media attention to distract from your dismal record as a union. Your organization has done little for its members, and nothing for me — besides collecting dues and promoting dangerous un-American policies and ideas — as evident by your massive unemployment rates and lawsuits from celebrated actors, who even recorded a video asking, ‘Why isn't the union fighting for me?'"
"These, however are policy failures. Your disciplinary failures are even more egregious. I no longer wish to be associated with your union.
As such, this letter is to inform you of my immediate resignation from SAG-AFTRA. You have done nothing for me."
The union replied to the letter with just two words, knowing anything else would bring covfefe fire raining from the heavens:
"Thank you."
