In case you were thinking of trading over your boomsticks for fast cash at the next local "buyback" 👇
You may think you won't eat the bugs now, but when the Soylent Green Glowies yank the beef from your local market and replace it with Cricket Powder on pain of death, you might think differently!
At the very least, those boomsticks will come in handy for illegally hunting deer in the future Emperor's forests!
P.S. Now check out our viral vid "How to speak Bidenese" 😁 👇