Elon is out here having the time of his life mocking celebrities upset about losing their blue checks ๐Ÿ˜‚
ยท Apr 22, 2023 ยท NottheBee.com

Being a celebrity these days is rough. That $45 million in your bank account doesn't go as far thanks to Joe Biden's inflation. Nobody watches the stupid awards shows where you win your stupid awards. The only work you can get is in one of those awful comic book movies. It's hard times.

To top it off, now Elon Musk is asking you to pay $8 a month for a little blue check next to your name. It's really cruel.

Alyssa Milano, for one, has had quite enough:

The horror. The horror.

Thankfully, Elon Musk has heard his critics. He is nothing if not a responsive CEO. And he's here to help.

It's so savage you almost have to look away.

The man himself insists: "It's a real thing." He's serious about this. He's not going to leave multimillionaires like Alyssa Milano out to dry.

Elon, you're a good man. If you don't look out for these people, nobody will.

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