Finally you can buy a Sharia-compliant hijab for your cat
· · Nov 20, 2020 ·

Do you have a cat with loose morals? Well, now you can repress your unchaste feline with a kitty hijab!

The hijab, as I'm sure you know, is an Islamic headscarf that covers a woman's hair. And in some Muslim countries they are mandatory for women under Sharia law. But until now cats have been exempt.

Well one Indonesian retailer is now selling tiny hijabs for your Muslim cats. They're just 85,000 Indonesian rupiahs, which is like $6 USD.

Just look at these modest gals:

But, you might be wondering, what if my cat refuses to wear the hijab?

Well, in that case I'm sure your local vet can help you carry out an honor killing.

Yeah, I said it.


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