I think Kamala Harris is beyond measuring for curtains and is just going to order them now.

I understand it can be several weeks before they come in.

Check me on this, if you would. The department he mentioned was "Health and Education Sershvses."

Leave aside the slurring, I'm kind of getting used to it. More like numb. I'm growing numb to it.

But the "Education" part?

Some of you are likely old enough to remember that there was a "United States Department of Health, Education, and Welfare," before Jimmy Carter carved out education as a sop to the teacher's unions in 1979 leaving behind a renamed Department of "Health and Human Services," which is what he meant.

I suspect Biden got lost in his head for a moment and course-corrected when he snapped back to the present resulting in the train wreck of "Sershvses."

And then there was the name, "Xavier Bakaria."

How do you get "Xavier" right, but mess up "Becerra?"

In fact, if you listen closely, he gets it wrong the second time, too.

For the record, this is how you pronounce "Becerra."

Which reminds me, if you did this, it would be racist.