For the low price of $1.3 million, you could own a five-story home where you can touch both walls.
Here's the layout of this magical little home:
At only 6 feet wide, the 1,034 square-foot house is practically invisible from the street.

The house used to be a hat store, which explains the wonky reception desk when you first walk inside:
At the back of the first floor is this spacious living room (for a gnome):
It also features lots of little corners where you can pop out and scare people:

Here's the downstairs kitchen:
And on the other side of the kitchen is the dining room and a little terrace:
This area is great for celebrating the holidays.

And here's the restroom:
Believe it or not, this narrow house has three bedrooms, perfect if you needed a place to lie low while hunting for horcruxes.
Here's the master suite on the top floor, which includes a lovely view:
For the narrowest home in London, it's honestly pretty awesome, if only you could get He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named to magically widen it out a bit for you.