Watch this guy explain why he stole a fire-rescue vehicle from Prichard, Alabama:

Yes, when a female reporter asked Jeffrey McCants why he stole the vehicle, he replied, "If I had a woman like you, I wouldn't need to," then said the voice of God had told him to commit the crime:

"I took it because God told me to. God helps me do everything. I steal everything. I steal your heart baby."

He then added this:

"He help me get away from police... but not this time."

I just love how the police are struggling to remain professional while arresting a true comedian.