Here's a new "nose-only" mask to protect you from the Rona while eating. I hope it comes in red!

Please tell me when this nightmare is going to end:

The following statement is not meant to detract from your personal opinions on safety. With that said:

I would rather be pummeled by a horde of rabid baboons, thrown off a cliff, and eaten slowly by sharks than to strap that thing on my schnoz.

That is all.