Here's an actual thing tweeted out by The White House 不不不
Jul 2, 2021 繚

Yep, you read that right - 16 whole cents! Invite the whole town guys (provided they're fully vaccinated, obvs) because this cookout is a steal!

Unfortunately, no one will be able to attend due to the $1 increase in the price of gas.

But hey, at least the price of cheese is down a whopping 1%. And lemonade is down 100% more than cheese, cashing in at 2% cheaper than last year.

Isn't math great?

It's honestly embarrassing how hard the White House had to look for evidence that the "Biden economic plan is working."

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