Guys, the news is slow out there. I'm not sure why, and that's probably a good thing for most of you, but when the Matrix feeds are slow I get spooked that something big is in the works.
Anyway, because it's the middle of the week and most of us would rather be out relaxing by a campfire or on a boat, I figured I would assemble the random things I've come across this week to brighten up your day.
Enjoy!
ONE: WHEN LIFE IMITATES ART
TWO: WHEN ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS EAT YOUR LUNCH IN PEACE
THREE: WHEN YOU ACCIDENTALLY JOIN THE DARK SIDE
FOUR: WHEN YOU WANT SOMEONE TO BE THERE FOR THE GOOD TIMES
FIVE: WHEN YOU FIND OUT RED LOBSTER IS GOING BANKRUPT
SIX: WHEN GOOGLE MAKES A PRESENTATION
SEVEN: WHEN YOU WANT TO PROVE THAT YOU CAN HANDLE RIGOROUS LIVE DEBATE
EIGHT: WHEN YOU BUY A CLOCK FROM IRAQ
NINE: WHEN YOU LIVE IN ALABAMA AND YOUR MOM SAYS YOU HAVE THE NORTHERN LIGHTS AT HOME
TEN: WHEN YOU RADICALIZE YOUR FBI AGENTS
Have a great rest of your Wednesday, ladies and gentlemen.
And for the love of all that is holy, watch out for the squirrels.
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