It's the Thanksgiving debate no one asked for but everyone wanted:

That's how it started: Conservative commentator Jesse Kelly got out his flamethrower, as usual, and decided to divide the country over the subject of turkey because it's a slow news day and his social engagement was probably down.

That's when another guy paid to argue on the internet, The Daily Wire's Matt Walsh, decided to step into the ring:

At this point, you'd expect most people to walk away. They both got their shots in and there are better things to do than spend all day on Twitter, so why don't we -

AND IT'S JESSE KELLY FROM THE TOP ROPE!

He has a point. I'm not going to take a side in this fight, but grocery stores aren't selling me nog all year long.

And when my store was out of deli ham for 3 weeks straight, I tried sliced turkey and found it was nowhere near the same level of deliciousness.

Walsh couldn't take that lying down though, so he spun back with this comment:

I dunno, that seems like a cop out from Walsh. He's basically folding to Jesse's argument there.

I declare Jesse the winner (and as a random dude judging other random dudes on the internet, my authority is final).

BUT WAIT!

IT'S AN OLD MAN WHO CAME OUTTA NOWHERE:

I'm pretty sure this guy just defeated the guy who defeated Matt Walsh. A legend.

I'll turn it over to you now: What do you think?

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