I have to admit, this totally made my day:
That's one of the strangest men on the planet, star of the famous "Tiger King" series, and he's seriously running for president while serving a 21-year sentence in federal prison.
Beyond outrageous!
Joseph Maldonado-Passage, better known as "Joe Exotic" or the "Tiger King," is currently serving a 21-year federal sentence after being convicted on multiple charges. He said he isn't going to let that stop him from running for the nation's top office…
In 2018, the former owner of the Greater Wynnewood Animal Park was indicted by a federal grand jury on two counts of murder-for-hire.
Prosecutors say Maldonado-Passage gave a person $3,000 to travel from Oklahoma to Florida to carry out the murder of big cat activist Carole Baskin and "allegedly agreed to pay thousands more after the deed," said the U.S. Attorney's Office for the Western District of Oklahoma.
I'm sorry, but this has got to be a joke. This guy is not running for president. Tell me however many times you'd like that you're being serious, Joe Exotic, but I just don't believe you.
However, I will quote from your campaign website, because there's nothing that would satisfy me more at the current moment.
Thank you for your interest in my Campaign. Yes, I know I am in Federal Prison and you might think this is a joke but it's not. It is my Constitutional right to do this even from here.
I have been put here only because of the corruption in the Department of Justice, three felons that were told how to lie under oath to further this agenda, two corrupt Assistant U.S. Attorneys, two corrupt FBI Agents. and one corrupt Federal Wildlife Agent.
As seen by the evidence at www.joeexoticusa.com/evidence, you can see that they have admitted to perjury and they even had a plot to kill me before they set me up...
So put aside that I am gay, that I am in prison for now, that I used drugs in the past, that I had more then one boyfriend at once and that Carole hates my guts. This all has not a thing to do with me being able to be your voice. The best thing you have going for supporting me is that I am used to fighting my whole life just to get by. I am broke, they have taken everything I ever worked for away, and it's time we take this country back.
Murderer or not, I just can't see it. I mean, we all watched the "Tiger King" series, and this dude was about as crazy as it gets. Very entertaining though, very funny guy — maybe even a bright person — but not a guy I'd vote for.
Or would I…?
That is why I am doing this, to finally give you a voice and your freedom back without fear of living in a country that thinks they own you and can tell you how to live your life...
I am here because I have a world platform to make these politicians listen to your and my concerns and give us some answers for once because all they do is lie to all of us, take our hard earned money calling it taxes, and give it away to foreign countries without them giving us anything back.
Okay, I've immediately changed my mind.
JOE EXOTIC 2024!!!
