Americans are excited this week that they get a little bit of cash to distract them from the politicians on Capitol Hill burning through mountains of money we don't have.
For a few weeks, everyone will be a little richer until inflation hits and we're all paying $20 for bread and can't afford anything else. Yay!
Some Americans, however, were left out in the cold when Wells Fargo's online banking system went down Wednesday:
Suffice it to say, some people were really salty about not getting their stimmies: