It couldn't have happened to a nicer tyrant.
Sophie and I would like to share the fact that after many meaningful and difficult conversations, we have made the decision to separate.
As always, we remain a close family with deep love and respect for each other and for everything we have built and will continue to build.
For the well-being of our children, we ask that you respect our and their privacy.
He doesn't respect the rights or privacy of his fellow Canadians, but he sure as heck expects you to respect his during this time.
Look, I know it's mean to say all this, but Trudeau is a tyrant. His behavior and beliefs are not exactly conducive to a stable marriage.
Divorce is horrible, but it's only horrible because marriage means something. It is an objective standard and a promise - an institution given to us by God, and therefore sacred. Justin has spent most of his career debasing that institution by attending rainbow sex parades and passing laws that erode marriage by expanding its definition to everyone and everything and criminalizing anyone who feels differently.
So am I sad to see his marriage fail (and sadder still for his three kids), but I'm not surprised.
It's funny how poking fun at a divorce is often seen as a greater wrong in our culture that the divorce itself. It's because we know, deep down, that the sacred has just been violated.
The prime ministers office also released a statement:
Sophie and the Prime Minister have signed a legal separation agreement. They have worked to ensure that all legal and ethical steps with regards to their decision to separate have been taken, and will continue to do so moving forward.
What comes next for Trudeau is unclear.
One thing is for sure: He's come a long way since his swinger parents visited a private island of Fidel Castro (who they loved) around 9 months before he was born!