Aw man, I love New York City.
The culture, the history, and the food — boy do they have the best food.
Speaking of...
Who's hungry for rotisserie rat?!?!
Okay, okay, okay, so it might be Guinea Pig, or "cuy" (used in some South American dishes).
But roasting Guinea Pigs out on the sidewalk across from a Smashburger ISN"T THAT MUCH BETTER!!
This used to be the classiest city in the world. Now it's where people grill rodents on the street.