As if I needed another reason to go plop my fat self down in a booth at McDonald'sā¦
Guys, I can feel my arteries screaming at me, "Don't you dare!" already.
The future is almost here. It's coming. The world has just been changed for the best.
I'll take two McChickens, two double cheeseburgers, a large fry, a coke, and you know I'mma need a few doughnuts, fam.
I promise you I'm not joking when I say there was once a point in my life when I'd eat McDonald's as a sleep aid. Boy, would these doughnuts have helped me with that!
Before I give you my life story in McDonald's visits, let's look at this story.
McDonald's plans to sell Krispy Kreme donuts at all 13,500-plus locations across the US by the end of 2026.
The rollout will start in the second half of this year, and it will take about 2.5 years to add Krispy Kreme donuts to McDonald's nationwide menu as the bakery company ramps up its distribution to satisfy the partnership, the fast-food giant announced Tuesday.
The move, earlier reported on by CNBC, marks an exclusive partnership between McDonald's and Krispy Kreme in the US throughout the duration of the agreement ā¦
McDonald's customers will be able to order the original glazed, chocolate iced with sprinkles and chocolate iced cream-filled doughnuts, either individually or in packs of six, a Krispy Kreme spokesperson confirmed to The Post.
Man, I'm gonna need a better healthcare plan. Obama, hit me up.
These doughnuts will be served at all hours for those of you wondering, and you know I'mma keep an eye out to see if my local McDonald's is on that 2024 list. Fingers crossed.
And for all of you freebie lovers, check this out: Krispy Kreme, to celebrate the new partnership with McDonalds, is giving away a free original glazed doughnut to all guests today, March 26, between the hours of 5 and 9 p.m.
I think the post-millennialists might be right. The world is getting better and better.
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