In the latest updates from Clown Town, some militant leftist Facebook Pages recently shared an update on gender and sexual orientation NewSpeak. These are so over-the-top that they have become an unwitting parody of themselves, and honestly, I find it hilarious!

Here are a few of the gems:

Novosexual

Honestly, admire this one. If there's anything the extreme left is consistent in, it's inconsistency.

Fraysexual

Can we just call this one sociopathosexual?

Pomosexual

Don't want your sexuality put in a category? Don't worry, there's even a category for that!

Cupiosexual

I mean, at some point, these get so oddly specific, that we're going to wind up with a category for people who only like sex on Tuesdays when Jupiter is aligned with Mars and the Cubs have won the World Series.

Tuesdastrologiworldseriesexual

Okay, okay I made this one up. But is it really a stretch?

FTF Trans

Of course, I saved the best for last. I mean, as a cisgender heterosexual white male, I can now FINALLY be included in the LGBTETC community just for... identifying as a cisgender heterosexual white male! If anyone asks, I'm MTM Trans.

It makes sense, really... I always was into musical theater...