This may be the perfect headline for this absurd point in history that we all find ourselves living in:

You may have questions, such as, "Why were two men naked on a sidewalk?"

And, "What caused a naked fight to escalate to attempted murder?"

Or, "Where did the naked attacker hide the weapon??"

Unfortunately, in the original story, there were few details beyond the fact that one guy stabbed another guy and then seemingly attempted to take his own life. Emergency responders apparently managed to save the guy's life despite a bad wound to his neck.

The Post Millennial reported an updated story with a few more crazy details to help us wrap our heads around this weirdness:

Multiple callers reported two naked men running westbound on Jefferson Street from Terry Avenue. One of the men was bleeding significantly, and the other appeared to be chasing him with scissors. The victim ran to the emergency room entrance of Harborview Medical Center and was treated for multiple stab wounds.

That's right. A naked, bloody guy ran all the way to the hospital after being stabbed with scissors. Or, you know, Tuesday morning in Seattle.

The Post Millennial reports that the leftist utopia has had an uptick in events involving "crazy naked dudes" as addiction, homelessness, and lockdown effects have hit the city.

Though the circumstances leading up to the stabbing are still under investigation and the suspects have not yet been identified, public nudity is a regular occurrence in the area's homeless and drug addicted population.

Addicts in various states of overdose can be regularly seen in the Greater Seattle area, sprawled on sidewalks with various articles of clothing missing. The problem has spread to neighboring city's as the homeless and addict population migrate throughout the region. Many of the homeless and addicts left the downtown Seattle area during COVID lockdowns seeking out areas where they could obtain food from businesses and money from panhandling.

Like I said, just a Tuesday in modern Seattle!

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