Losing a job can be a real blow to your self-confidence.
Many people are feeling it since they've lost employment during the pandemic due to onerous government lockdowns. And small business owners have felt it most keenly. They have been even more degraded as local governments have ruthlessly stomped on the neck of their small business, and now old Joe is promising to roll in and casually finish them off by imposing a $15/hr minimum wage.
Well, chin up, buddy. It's not all doom and gloom. There are many opportunities for work, if you would just look around. For example, you could abase yourself yet further by becoming a Wienermobile driver!
According to the Oscar Mayer website, they're looking for new "Hotdoggers."
Have you always dreamed of working with hot dogs? Well, look no further. All of your hot dog dreams just came true. We could say "drivers wanted," but what we really mean is WIENERMOBILE navigators ready to deliver unlimited joy to thousands of people every single day.
Not sure if it's your kind of gig? Well, whet your wiener whistle with this exciting video:
