The viral video of woke mall Santa denying Michael Jr. his Christmas wish for a Nerf gun caused quite an uproar in conservative circles, largest of all at the National Rifle Association.
Yesterday, the NRA launched its savage rebuttal video, featuring an anti-commie Santa surprising Michael with a lifetime membership and the latest Nerf models. In further repudiation of his anti-second amendment compatriot, the NRA Santa then participated in a good ol' fashioned Nerf war with Michael, complete with dramatic hits and kills. Meanwhile, progressive Santa was probably telling some little girl she couldn't have an Easy Bake Oven because it reinforces traditional gender stereotypes.
Basking in the glory of his new treasure, young Michael commented, "Mean Santa won't be happy I have this." Since the incident, his family has received hundreds of Nerf guns, the surplus of which Michael plans to donate to "patriots in need." If we ever have another draft (I hope not), I'm just saying the military better call Michael.
We expected political propaganda from Hollywood, but from Santa?? The rabid Left is why we can't have nice things. As the woke gang continues its relentless attacks on something as timeless as wish lists to Santa, I'm grateful that there are warriors like the NRA. The Left can't meme, but we can!
In the wise words of NRA Santa, "The North Pole doesn't need any commies."