BREAKING NEWS: In an outpouring of mass support, Joe Biden has surpassed the historical turnout for Barack Obama in 2008:
Yes, folks, America's favorite muttering, sleepy grandpa has stirred up so much passion and devotion that he has eclipsed the vote tally of one of the most popular presidential candidates in history, who had parades given in his honor around the world and a Nobel Prize awarded to him simply for getting into office.
This hair-sniffing, 78-year-old white man – shady criminal family and dentures and nonsensical statements and all – managed to draw tens of people to each of his rallies, easily outpacing the tens of thousands of Trump supporters who waited 14+ hours to get into one of Trump's rallies.
Couldn't you just feel the national enthusiasm for Biden???
I wouldn't DARE suggest that there's something out of place here, or that the Left is so deranged in their abject hatred of Trump and his supporters that they would consider it morally right to lie and steal and cheat to have power in their hands.
I mean, it's not like there are rampant, wide-spread reports coming in every minute about Republicans being blocked from ballot counting centers, massive shady upticks in Biden votes, Dems bringing in suspicious crates in the dead of night, USPS corruption, lots of dead people voting for Biden, the purposeful delay of counts, or anything of the sort.
