Sad! Why would they pick on that poor man and his Carhartt sweaters?

Isn't it amazing how fast politicians can get things done when it affects them?

Anyway, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer decided he wanted to make the upper legislative chamber look like the clown show that it now is by removing dress requirements for the Senate, which was a complete PR stunt to allow Sen. John Fetterman of Pennsylvania to walk around in his gym shorts.

Fetterman responded to the news by saying he'll just vote from the cloak room if he doesn't feel like putting on pants.

That's it for today's news of stuff that's pointless and yet somehow important for the continuing conversation on the downfall of America.

Just remember: It's not really guys like Jar-Jar Fetterman you have to watch out for, but the phantoms behind the scenes who like to distract us with theater!

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