Here's something you don't see every day: a group claiming to be anti-fascist that is actually extremely fascist by nature.

Actually, I guess we do see this…like every day. The group is called Antifa, and they're a bunch of little baby punks who destroy property for a living.

How noble!

This story starts on the night of November 20th, 2020. That night, which was a Friday, a group of about 50 Antifa punks came running through Portland's Hollywood neighborhood and destroyed a bunch of property—mostly because they're pathetic losers who have nothing better to do on a Friday night.

Here's what the damage looked like at Wells Fargo:

Now I understand the logic here, I really do. Destroy the bank. Banks can be evil or whatever. I have yet to read The Creature From Jekyll Island, but it's on my list. I'm not condoning the behavior, but I can see where someone would feel justified in vandalizing a big bank.

But it wasn't just Wells Fargo.

In total, the group damaged 27 businesses on Sandy Boulevard, including a dance studio (obviously fascist), a grocery store (only fascists eat food), and a staffing company (being employed is the first and most obvious sign that you're a fascist).

Here's some more damage:

Okay, I'm just going to say it: these people are kinda dumb. Wait a minute, they're idiots, yes, useful idiots! There we go. That's the term I was looking for!

So anyway this all goes down on Friday night and the local news is obviously going to cover the vandalism. Unfortunately for Ricky Varnado, whose brother owns Reo's Ribs—which was lucky enough to have avoided the vandalism—he decided it was a good idea to take an interview with the local news.

"I just hope whoever is doing this, they would catch the people who's doing it and be prosecuted for what they've done," said Ricky [Varnado], who works at his brother's business, Reo's. "I mean, because this is really a sad time of the year they are doing this, with the coronavirus epidemic that's going on, people are having a hard time trying to make it in life and this makes it even worse."

OOPS!

Yeah, shouldn't have said that.

Why not?

Well here's Reo's Ribs' surveillance video 38 HOURS after the words from Ricky's interview were published:

So no doubt this is arson.

On Monday, a spokesperson for Portland Fire and Rescue confirmed to KOIN 6 News that investigators concluded the fire was intentionally set and said they have a suspect they would like to question.

So there you go. Lesson learned: Speak out against the anti-fascist fascists and they will go all fascist on your behind. Or is it antifascist? I can never remember.

Cheers to the City of Portland for not ever doing anything to keep these losers from throwing their toddler fits.

This is the second time in three years Reo's has been damaged by fire.