A biological male who identifies as a woman is being featured in Sports Illustrated new swimsuit edition.

This individual, "Leyna Bloom," also has black and Asian heritage, checking so many intersectionality boxes at once that the woke media's head exploded.

I mean, seriously, look at the headlines that came out of this announcement. Across the land, scores of writers had to steady their trembling hands as they wrote about this "historic achievement":

I remember the old days, when Sports Illustrated was an actual sports magazine for young men that also teased them with soft pornography once a year.

Last year, the magazine joined the woke train by featuring its first transgender individual. This year, it added extra woke points to stay relevant by featuring the first transgender person of color.

I can't wait to see what identity groups they have to add for next year's magazine!

While I really don't care about Sports Illustrated, I must point out that if anyone – anyone at all – feels uncomfortable about a biological male being put in a magazine meant to make young men lust, it would be labelled transphobia.

Clown woooorrrrlllllddddd.