Can't make it up, folks.

They used the word "fact" twice in the tweet and hashtagged it "#mythbusting."

Tampax is really out here ushering in the future Orwell dreamed of.

"How can I help but see what is in front of my eyes? Two and two are four!"

"Sometimes, Winston. Sometimes they are five. Sometimes they are three. Sometimes they are all of them at once. You must try harder. It is not easy to become sane."—1984