Ladies and gentlemen, I know that peace and prosperity is breaking out across the land now that the woke powers-that-be are about to be cast out of their stronghold in Mordor D.C., but you might still need this guide in case everything goes to heck:
Maybe you think you can survive the Great Boogaloo on your own, but while you were busy gathering food and water, losing guns and ammo in boating accidents, and learning the ins and outs of overland navigation, you probably weren't thinking about climate change:
From The Bee:
While other books just tell you that we're doomed and the collapse of Western Civilization is imminent, only The Babylon Bee Guide to The Apocalypse gives you the tools you need to survive it. If you don't buy a copy, it's not like it's the end of the world. OH WAIT - IT IS.
When you're huddling around a campfire in a burned-out school on your 4th month of running from the Covid 2.0 zombies that Fauci unleashed to prevent Trump from getting back into the White House, your family will be happy that you left behind a few extra ration bars to carry this guide with you!
My favorite from this list is the interior decorating tips.
Just because we will be fighting off Xi Jinping's army of Terminator robot dogs doesn't mean we have to be uncivilized!
In case you need more convincing (I'm not really sure why you are still reading this when you could be reading the book), here's an endorsement from everyone's favorite actor who played Hercules:
BUY THE BOOK. SURVIVE THE END OF DAYS.
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