Ladies and gentlemen (and I do mean ladies and gentlemen) ...
We are so back.
A state-mandated tampon dispenser inside a boys' bathroom at a Connecticut high school was ripped down 20 minutes after it was installed this month, according to the building's 'disgusted' principal.
The dispenser was placed in the Brookfield High School boys' bathroom at 9:30 a.m. last Wednesday, but by 9:52 a.m., it was torn from the wall, leaving tampons littering the floor, the school's principal, Marc Balanda, said in an email to students and staff obtained by CT Insider reported.
Ripping that junk off the bathroom wall like:
And yes, ol' Principal Balanda was not happy about it:
'I am aware that the law says 'men's bathroom' but the actions today that led to vandalism and destruction of property were the work of immature boys, not men,' Balanda stated ...
You know all those boys are in their tampon-free bathroom reading that statement like:
Yeah, these lads are the peak of masculinity right here. Only Weenie Hut Jr. customers like Principal Balanda are upset when actual men rip the idols of the state-sponsored sex cult off the walls.
"Use your words," they cry as they install TAMPON DISPENSERS IN THE BOYS' ROOM.
Students should not resort to vandalism when they don't understand something, he said. Instead, Balanda said, 'ask for more information. Use your words to start a dialogue rather than using your hands to destroy something. In this particular instance, if you have questions, please let me know.'
Yeah, the nerds out there will understand that sounds a lot like what Dolores Umbridge told the students at Hogwarts when she tried to control them and they went out and started Dumbledore's Army to oppose her.
And the non-nerds out there don't even need a metaphor. They know what's cool and what's not.
Keep it up, wokies: You're definitely on the riGhT SiDe oF hiStorY here!
Brookfield Schools Superintendent John Barile told Hearst Connecticut Media on Monday that the dispenser issue 'has since been addressed with the student...'
... The school will reinstall the dispenser box in a boys bathroom, Balanda said in the email.
To the lads at Brookfield High, I'm not telling you to break the law, but this whole thing is about breaking your spirits and reeducating you to believe 2+2=5.
Fight accordingly. 😤
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