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The Glasgow climate summit made a giant puppet and I guess now the planet is saved! 🙌

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Joel Abbott

Nov 11, 2021

We did it everyone! We saved the Earth!

Hooray!

All our fancy elites flew on their private jets to assemble a giant puppet in Scotland. Well done. Well done, indeed.

I guess we can keep our money, property, and rights now (and invest in some next-gen nuclear tech) while you weirdos go have a puppet show, right?


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