Fresh on the heels of its smoke-stench sweatsuits, roast beef sandwich purveyor Arby's is debuting a line of vodkas that taste like fried potatoes:
Arby's recently added a new variety of fries to its menu. To celebrate this event, the fast-food chain has announced a new type of booze that has a flavor inspired by the popular side dish.
Crinkle Fry Vodka and Curly Fry Vodka will be available in limited quantities on November 18 and then again on November 22. According to a press release, the bottles will cost $59.99 each and will be available through ArbysVodka.com.
Oh, really? Sixty bucks for a bottle of booze that tastes like a greasy paper bag of potatoes eaten at an interstate wayside? Yes please, take my money, take all of it!
