IT'S HERE! IT'S FINALLY HERE:
"January 6: The Most Deadliest Day" is a mockumentary about the darkest day in human history, when Orange Man Bad nearly overthrew America by stealing Nancy Pelosi's lectern (that's how it actually works, don't you know?).
From The Bee:
Our brave reporters went undercover to find the truth and interview dangerous insurrectionists like The Lectern Guy and The Buffalo Guy. We talked to 'experts' like Dennis Prager and some random guy from the Claremont Institute. We combined state-of-the-art forensic science with computer imagery to accurately reconstruct the most deadliest day in human history. We even went on the scene in Washington D.C. to visit the most terrifying sites from January 6.
The trailer:
The early reviews are promising:
The Bee's brave team suffered horrific trauma in making this movie (not to mention the Bothan spies who died).
The movie is only for subscribers (here's the link to sign up for The Bee, or if you want a bundle with Not the Bee, click here).
Once you've participated in free-market awesomeness by exchanging those goods and services, make sure to grab your favorite birthing person or domestic extremist to enjoy the laughs.
If you live in Springfield, Ohio, make sure to grab a few snacks from the kitchen as well.
In case you need a helpful nudge, remember:
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