Gents, you may think this is funny, but I assure you, this man's life is in danger for even joking about this.

[Warning: May induce cardiac arrest in people who like to cook]

AND NOW FOR THE REACTIONS:

Even the people who knew he was trolling them felt deeply unsettled in their souls:

Then there was the AKSHUALLY crowd:

Feel free to chime in below!

I'll be over here giving my cast iron skillet a good scrubbing with some steel wool to get all the black stuff off.

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