Remember earlier this year when a crook in the UK managed to rip off a whopping 200,000 Cadbury Creme Eggs?
Well, his sentenced has been handed down, and it's, well, you know what it's pretty commensurate to the crime. It's not like he killed anyone.
A man dubbed "the Easter bunny" by police has been sentenced to 18 months in jail for stealing 200,000 chocolate eggs.
On February 11, 32-year-old Joby Pool stole £31,000 ($40,000) worth of Cadbury Creme Eggs, after breaking into an industrial unit and making off with the haul in a stolen truck, the PA Media news agency reported.
Pool will spend half of the sentence in jail and half on probation.
Honestly, it does kind of seem like a soft stretch, especially with only half of it behind bars.
You know why I think they gave him such an easy sentence? Because the judge, the jury and everyone involved in prosecuting this thing knows the awful truth: Cadbury Creme Eggs are really gross.
It's true. You know it. I know it. Cadbury knows it. Everyone knows it. They're tooth-achingly sweet. The chocolate is third-rate. The creamy interior is weird, inexplicable, incomprehensible, bland.
The whole thing is so disgusting that even Cadbury itself refers to the repugnant egg filling as simply, disgracefully, "goo."
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Of all the things the guy could've stolen, Cadbury eggs are the worst. You boost that much product and all you're left with is a prewar-era chocolate egg filled with musty, overly sweetened egg whites.
The dude was probably more than willing to go with police if only to get away from those things!
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