This is Johannah King-Slutzky, a PhD student studying poetry "through a Marxian lens." She demanded "humanitarian aid" so her comrades wouldn't "die of dehydration and starvation." ๐Ÿ˜‚
ยท May 1, 2024 ยท NottheBee.com

The commies ran out of food immediately following their revolution??

 

Check it out:

Do you want students to die of dehydration and starvation or get severely ill even if they disagree with you? If the answer is "no" then you should allow basic - it's crazy to say... but this is like basic humanitarian aid we're asking for.

"We're hungry and we didn't bring any food! Why won't the university we're occupying give us a pizza party?"

The entitlement is off the chain!

Here's the best part though ๐Ÿ‘‡

My dissertation is on fantasies of limitless energy in the transatlantic Romantic imagination from 1760-1860. My goal is to write a prehistory of metabolic rift, Marx's term for the disruption of energy circuits caused by industrialization under capitalism. I am particularly interested in theories of the imagination and poetry as interpreted through a Marxian lens in order to update and propose an alternative to historicist ideological critiques of the Romantic imagination. Prior to joining Columbia, I worked as a political strategist for leftist and progressive causes and remain active in the higher education labor movement.

Even The Babylon Bee couldn't have come up with this one!!


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