Porch pirates, beware: this is 'Murica.
Watch this thief get caught red-handed by a homeowner who comes out with a locked and loaded rifle:
Thought 1: I love how the criminal's ride totally ditches him.
Thought 2: That homeowner should have had his rifle at the ready and positioned himself behind cover lest the porch pirate was packing.
Thought 3: God bless America.