If history has anything to say about our current decadence, the U.S. is about at the end of the line.

But stoic Republicans like yurtle-the-turtle Mitch McConnell say its not dignified to engage in these chaotic culture wars.

In fact, all the old conservatives in suits have been saying that my whole life, whether it's from the Senate floor or in a classroom or behind the pulpit. They all have their tweed suits and tomes of books and they very calmly explain that we shouldn't not rock the boat too much for the sake of decorum and decency. What really matters is tax cuts and fundraising.

The reality is that most people who read this article will look at the insanely depraved topic we're talking about, will note that the woman in the video is attractive, and will shrug their shoulders.

"Love is love," after all.

Turns out the radicals sounding the alarm about values, marriage, and sex were right all these decades. It turns out that the righteous wrath of a holy God means something, and that we're about to get the judgement we deserve.

But it's okay, because the nation's "conservative" party has a plan to fix this by codifying gay marriage into federal law.

Color me surprised if America is still around in 50 years.