This guano-crazy woman in the UK said she was engaged to a ghost named Ray and had to call off the wedding because Ray began partying all the time and using drugs and "disappearing" for long periods of time (lol).

Speaking of undead things and "lol," have you ever noticed that "lol" looks like you're looking down on a zombie from directly above it? Look:

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Anyway, hopefully the room that lady's in is padded.