I regret to inform you that yes, indeed, 90s rapper Juvenile has released a remix of his smash hit "Back That Thang Up" and, yes, indeed, it is called "Vax That Thang Up" and it is all about how you need to get vaccinated in order to have ... relations.

You know the chorus to the original. Here's the chorus to the vax remix:

Girl, you looks good, won't you vax that thang up?

You's a handsome young brother, won't you vax that thang up?

Dating in real life, you need to vax that thang up

Feeling freaky all night, you need to vax that thang up

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I'm not going to embed the video because of all the twerking daisy dukes, but it's obviously not hard to find if you want to watch it.

I will, however, give you the full lyrics so you can cringe along with me:

[Verse 1: Juvenile]

You finna online date, yeah, find a mate, yeah

Open up BLK, yeah, it's okay, yeah

Profile pic lookin tight, yeah, nice, yeah

Got your bio readin' right, yeah, precise, yeah

But before you find a date, yeah, you gotta wait, yeah

Gotta go vaccinate, yeah, get it straight, yeah

[Verse 2: Mannie Fresh]

I know you can't stand it, no holding hands, chick

But when we get the shot, we gonna be romancin'

Girl, you can bе the queen after quarantine

Wе can meet up at the spot and we can do the thing

Internet date, yeah, I'm the mate, yeah

Download the app, shorty, you ain't got to wait, yeah

I love it when you hold me, eggplant emoji

You can be the young hot thing, I'll be the OG

[Outro: Mia X]

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah

If you wanna get sticky and hot

Go, go, go, go get the shot

If you wanna smash some dude named Scott

Go, go, go, go get the shot

Now go get the shot, go, go get the shot

BLK says go get the shot

You wanna smash with Scott

Smash, smash with Scott

Then BLK says go get the shot

I will also show you this real screen shot from the vid:

That is all.