Here's my favorite "Not the Babylon Bee" story of the morning:
I CAN'T MAKE IT UP!!
It's so wild that I'm just going to skip over the fact that Chuck is accusing DOGE of being the shadow government when DOGE is currently in the process of dismantling the existing shadow government.
(Here's Schumer's post if you want to read the comments)
What's even wilder is that the actual spawn of George Soros thinks we should be REALLY concerned about an unelected billionaire donor getting access to the federal government.
The sheer levels of irony could possibly power the global electricity grid for centuries, if only scientists could find a way to harness that power!
Ladies and gentlemen, what a time to be alive.
I'll leave ya with Elon's reply to Chuck's ranting:
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