Here are the highlights from Biden's CNN town hall last night where he totally didn't ramble and lose his train of thought a billion times
· Jul 22, 2021 · NottheBee.com

I work in news, but not even I knew that CNN was holding a town hall with President Biden last night.

Not that I would have watched, anyway. Why would I waste my time watching the lowest-rated network throw softballs to a boring 78-year-old man when I could be watching paint dry??

That aside, there were a few great highlights for the evening. Take this inspiring quote from Joe on when the government will be telling you to jab your 11-year-old:

So coherent. So profound.

Or take the timeless wisdom embodied here:

Meanwhile, here was the crowd that showed up for Biden. Sure, half were all Trump supporters, but it was a much larger crowd than he usually gets!

You're totally crushing it, Joe! Historians and big-budget films will be quoting your words for centuries to come!

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