I work in news, but not even I knew that CNN was holding a town hall with President Biden last night.
Not that I would have watched, anyway. Why would I waste my time watching the lowest-rated network throw softballs to a boring 78-year-old man when I could be watching paint dry??
That aside, there were a few great highlights for the evening. Take this inspiring quote from Joe on when the government will be telling you to jab your 11-year-old:
So coherent. So profound.
Or take the timeless wisdom embodied here:
Meanwhile, here was the crowd that showed up for Biden. Sure, half were all Trump supporters, but it was a much larger crowd than he usually gets!
You're totally crushing it, Joe! Historians and big-budget films will be quoting your words for centuries to come!
P.S. Now you should watch our latest video because isn't it time for some answers from Christian Biden supporters? 👇