If this thing shows up outside my house at 1am, I'm not stopping until it's dead
· Jun 9, 2022 · NottheBee.com

Two decades ago everyone would have debated if this was Bigfoot or aliens but now we know it's probably just a dude in a furry suit.

Look at this creep walking around outside the Amarillo Zoo in northern Texas:

LOOK CLOSER:

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More from News4 in San Antonio:

Around 1:25 a.m. on May 21, security cameras inside a perimeter fence at the zoo "captured a strange image."

"Was it a person with a strange hat who likes to walk at night? A large coyote on its hind legs? A Chupacabra? It is a mystery – for Amarillo to help solve," said the city.

Until the city has a better explanation, it is being called a Unidentified Amarillo Object (UAO).

"We just want to let the Amarillo community have some fun with this," said City of Amarillo Director of Parks and Recreation Michael Kashuba. "It is important to note that this entity was outside the Amarillo Zoo. There were no signs of attempted entry into the zoo. No animals or individuals were harmed. There were no signs of criminal activity or vandalism.

"It is definitely a strange and interesting image. Maybe Amarillo can help solve the mystery of our UAO."

My first thought is that this is an obvious publicity stunt. The Parks and Rec director thinks it's funny, and we all know what those weirdos get up to.

My guess? A city or a zoo employee slapped on a cheap Amazon ghillie suit and creeped around the perimeter.

(That, or the aforementioned furry. Please God, don't let it be a furry.)

BUT WAIT!

I'm getting word from our tech team that they managed to enhance the photo with their super-enhancement technology.

E N H A N C E!

No... it couldn't be...

Could it?


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